Police Scanner Lessons
I found a police scanner ap for my Droid the other day and ever since then I have listened to it on and off at work each day. I thought I would share with you some of the lessons I have learned.
- Don’t beat your child at a Cincinnati Reds game because people will call the cops and you will get arrested.
- Do not take 8 sleeping pills, when all you want to do is sleep. You will not sleep, you will throw up violently.
- Driving the wrong way on the highway will get you a lot of attention. It’s really not a good idea if you are drunk.
- Sometimes dispatch must be having a personal conversation on a different channel because I’m pretty sure “Oh you are just trying to butter me up.” isn’t really official language.
- It is very impressive all the crap the officers and dispatch go through. I’m not sure I could do it.