What Not To Say To A Policeman

May 21, 2009 - Posted by Cindy

I got this in an email and it cracked me up.

*  I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

* Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize I was driving.

* Wow, you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

* You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

* The question is — do YOU know why you pulled me over?

* I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it’s miles ahead of me.

* If you have to ask if I’ve been drinking, I’m not going to tell you, dude.

* That’s a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

* If I’d known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

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