Me Too..
On my home page there are 3 quotes for each day. The one below is one of the ones for today. I laughed out loud when I read it because I too can kill a cactus. Not to mention I love Demetri Martin.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. – Demetri Martin